Because nothing scares buyers like a mannequin in the corner.
Listen, I get it. Selling a home is a big deal, and you want it to look its best. But DIY home staging is a bit like cutting your own bangs—it can go well, but there’s a good chance you’ll regret it.
As a seasoned Oklahoma realtor, I’ve seen it all. From taxidermy collections staring deep into buyers' souls to beds so overly fluffed they look like they belong to a cloud-worshipping cult. So, let’s talk about some of the most hilarious, horrifying home staging fails—and how you can avoid them.
1. The "Mannequin in the Corner" Horror Show
Picture this: A nice young couple walks into your home, excited about the possibilities… and BAM! There it is. A life-sized mannequin in the corner of the bedroom, dressed in a 1980s prom dress, looking like it's about to whisper, get out.
💡 Avoid This: If it has a face, it doesn’t belong in your staged home. That goes for mannequins, clown dolls, and any taxidermy that looks too lifelike. Buyers should picture themselves living there—not running out screaming.
2. The Overly Ambitious Theme Room
Sure, you love the beach. But covering an entire bedroom in seashell wallpaper, nautical netting, and a sand-filled decorative vase (or worse, an actual mini sandbox) is taking it too far. The only ocean nearby is the neighbor’s above-ground pool, and we all know that doesn’t count.
💡 Avoid This: Stick to neutral décor. Your goal is to appeal to as many buyers as possible—not just the ones who moonlight as pirates.
3. The “Dead Family Shrine” Situation
Now, I say this with love—because I know honoring loved ones is important. But walking into a room dedicated entirely to Grandpa Earl, complete with his ashes, framed photos, and his favorite pipe still sitting on a side table? That’s a lot for buyers to take in. Some might appreciate the sentiment, but most will be backing out slowly, avoiding eye contact.
💡 Avoid This: If you have a shrine, a memorial, or an urn, it’s best to pack it away for showings. You want buyers to feel emotionally connected to the house, not emotionally overwhelmed by your dearly departed.
4. The "Too Personal" Touches
Look, I’m sure your family is lovely, but your giant framed wedding photo above the bed isn’t helping buyers picture themselves living here. Same goes for that very specific art piece in the bathroom that says, Live, Laugh, Poop.
💡 Avoid This: Less is more. Swap personal photos for simple, neutral artwork—like landscapes, abstract pieces, or a tasteful cow print (this is Oklahoma, after all).
5. The "Smell Experiment" Gone Wrong
Scent is a powerful thing, but there’s a fine line between "cozy vanilla candle" and "did a Bath & Body Works explode in here?" Also, PSA: Not everyone loves essential oils—especially when they’re being hit in the face with an aggressive wave of patchouli at the front door.
💡 Avoid This: Stick to light, neutral scents. Fresh baked cookies? Yes. Lingering fish from last night’s dinner? Hard no.
Final Thoughts: Keep It Simple, Keep It Sellable
Staging your home doesn’t have to be expensive or stressful. Just aim for clean, neutral, and inviting—without making buyers feel like they’ve walked into a haunted house, a museum, or a funeral parlor.
And if you’re feeling overwhelmed, don’t worry—I’m here to help. Because nothing ruins a home sale faster than a mannequin in the corner.
